The last of our enemies is laid low.

It’s nice to keep in touch – besides, it’s the only place in London where you can park a car.

Can’t publish. Don’t rhyme, don’t scan.

The real test of one’s belief in the doctrine of Habeas Corpus is not when one demands its application on behalf of one’s friends but of one’s enemies.

Winston Churchill – fifty per cent genius, fifty per cent bloody fool.

A lot of clever people have got everything except judgement.

If you begin to consider yourself solely responsible to a political party, you’re half-way to a dictatorship.

Man’s material discoveries have outpaced his moral progress.

The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days.

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women’s beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour’s wife over the garden fence.